Tuesday, April 6, 2010

SAVE THE GOATS, I mean goatees?

I've been fortunate enough to have never had to shave my face, this may be because I am a girl but I'm still grateful.  I don't know what goes through a guys head when they decide to shave their facial hair into odd shapes and designs, but evidently some of them are really worried about symmetry.  I ran across this Goatee Saver on another blog about mens hygiene.  I think that this is semi-practical to have a template to help you shave your facial hair exactly the way you'd like it, but this thing is hideous!  I don't know who designed it but they made it look like a death trap.  I wouldn't put this in my mouth is you paid me.  If it were designed better, I might be on the positive side of this product but right now I'm not only wondering why anyone would buy that, but why would anyone want to put themselves in a muzzle?


Now this is a USB I would buy....

Yes, I said I would buy this.  Once in a while you have to indulge these guilty pleasures and laugh a little. I watched a video of this product and couldn't stop laughing.  This dog is USB powered so that when you plug him into your computer he furiously humps it.  I thought it was hilarious and would like to shake the hand of the man, or woman, who came up with this one.
Although  the ones that are being sold on Amazon don't actually serve any purpose except for the joke, I found a Japanese site that is also selling the same sort of product and I'm hoping that these ones are actually used as storage devices.  If they are then I am definitely buying one.  I can only imagine the look on the face of the person next to me in the computer lab after i plug in a USB drive that humps the computer.  Plus they come in all different colors to fit your needs.
USB Humping Dog (White Dalmation) USB Humping Dog USB Humping Dog (Beagle)

USB = Ultimate Stripping Barbie

Scrounging up some dollar bills to go to the strip club can be stressful when you have a lot of work to do.  Someone has obviously already solved this problem by bringing you a USB powered doll on a stripper pole.  I'm not sure how this could entertain someone for more than 10 seconds. (Thats how long i watched the youtube video before closing the screen.) Amazon recently stopped selling them but you can still find them because evidently they are in high demand, even though I'm not sure why anyone would buy that?!??!