SAVE THE GOATS, I mean goatees?

I've been fortunate enough to have never had to shave my face, this may be because I am a girl but I'm still grateful.  I don't know what goes through a guys head when they decide to shave their facial hair into odd shapes and designs, but evidently some of them are really worried about symmetry.  I ran across this Goatee Saver on another blog about mens hygiene.  I think that this is semi-practical to have a template to help you shave your facial hair exactly the way you'd like it, but this thing is hideous!  I don't know who designed it but they made it look like a death trap.  I wouldn't put this in my mouth is you paid me.  If it were designed better, I might be on the positive side of this product but right now I'm not only wondering why anyone would buy that, but why would anyone want to put themselves in a muzzle?

Taking portability to a new level.

People pay the price for laptops for the portability factor.  Theres just something about bringing your computer where ever you go that feeds us as a culture.  I mean now the internet is available on our phones so we don't have to miss anything.  But why not have a desk in your car? Stupid question I know, almost as stupid as this  Laptop Steering Wheel Desk.

If you have time to sit in your car and do work, then why not just go inside of your house, or office and do it there instead.  I don't see the need to sit in your car at the local grocery store and I know the man in the picture above seems to be in a parked car, but the fact that this can attach to your steering wheel and someone could possibly be trying to get some work done while driving down the highway is terrifying and stupid.  And I'm pretty sure that this product caused the accident below and if it didn't, it quite possibly could, and I'm unsure as to WHY ANYONE WOULD BUY THAT?!??!

Trap gas before it leaves your pants.

Everyone gets gas, and everyone farts.  Yes, some people do have more of a problem with this than others but usually it's not something you can control, unless you buy 'Subtle Butt'.  This is a disposable pad that you put in your underwear that deodorizes your farts before they even leave your pants! This company has a whole range of items that deal mostly with hygiene.  I would look into buying their 'Skid Out' that removes those pesky toothpaste drips and deodorant from your clothing, but 'Subtle Butt' is just way too out there.  Why would anyone want to walk around with this pad stuck to their ass just in case they have to fart? And what about guys that wear boxers, how are they supposed to use this without it falling out of their pant leg?? All in all, I think this is a ridiculous product and that someone wasted their time and energy. I honestly doubt that it works, and wonder WHY WOULD ANYONE BUY THAT?!??! (but if you have used it, let me know what it's all about, I'm still curious)

Also, check out the commercial that the company put out for the product......