Trap gas before it leaves your pants.

Everyone gets gas, and everyone farts.  Yes, some people do have more of a problem with this than others but usually it's not something you can control, unless you buy 'Subtle Butt'.  This is a disposable pad that you put in your underwear that deodorizes your farts before they even leave your pants! This company has a whole range of items that deal mostly with hygiene.  I would look into buying their 'Skid Out' that removes those pesky toothpaste drips and deodorant from your clothing, but 'Subtle Butt' is just way too out there.  Why would anyone want to walk around with this pad stuck to their ass just in case they have to fart? And what about guys that wear boxers, how are they supposed to use this without it falling out of their pant leg?? All in all, I think this is a ridiculous product and that someone wasted their time and energy. I honestly doubt that it works, and wonder WHY WOULD ANYONE BUY THAT?!??! (but if you have used it, let me know what it's all about, I'm still curious)

Also, check out the commercial that the company put out for the product......

Opti-Grab Inspiration

The Opti-Grab was invented by Naven R. Johnson, a fictional character from the movie The Jerk. The device attaches to a pair of glasses to stop them from sliding down your nose, while also acting as a handle to put on and remove your glasses. Below is a shot from the movie where Steve Martin, Naven, is wearing a pair of Opti-Grab enhanced glasses, this will help anyone who hasn't seen the film to fully understand the product I'm trying to discuss.

Unfortunately, there was a huge side effect of using this product. When the customers removed their glasses they were permanently cross-eyed due to there eyes being attracted to the Opti-Grab when they had their glasses on.

Due to the 'recall' of the product it made me think about why people bought this product in the first place, not saying that they should have seen the terrible outcome well before their purchase, but there are other more conventional methods of preventing your glasses from sliding down your nose.

The Opti-Grab, although not a real product, led me to think about all of the crazy products that we see in infomercials, as well as the randoms items on end caps of our favorite department stores. Why do we buy all of these strange products? Who invents them and where do they get these outlandish ideas? And lastly, why would anyone buy that?

In this blog I intend to find strange new products that are out there, not just the Snuggie, which I still don't understand, and other well commercialized items, but my plan is to just dive into this strange world of inventions and see what I can find.